It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s the newest JMP swag!We’ve heard your feedback. The standard JMP fleeces and golf shirts are great, but they don't exactly scream "I spend my day in a high-performance analytical environment."
We got you. Introducing the JMP cape. This high-visibility, floor-length cape features a massive JMP logo that glows in the dark.
And it’s aerodynamic! Specifically weighted to billow majestically behind you as you walk briskly to a meeting that could have been an email. It even has hidden pockets designed specifically to hold your lip balm and the weight of your team's expectations.
What you’ll receive
Each employee may select:
One size fits most.
How to place your order
Use this link to submit your selections through our partner: JMP Cape Order Form
Important reminders
- Please double-check your selections and your shipping address before submitting.
- Each employee is eligible for one cape and one cape only.
- Orders must be placed by April 1, 2026.
- It’s April Fool’s Day. Have you not figured out by now that this is satire?
Not all heroes wear capes, but this new JMP swag changes that.
Company CultureRe: It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s the newest JMP swag!Make this real! My son has a D&D ranger-style cloak and I gotta keep up!
Re: It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s the newest JMP swag!I also would totally wear this, building A gets cold and this could be a great alternative to a jacket to stay warm. Multipurpose!
Re: It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s the newest JMP swag!The auto-billowing capability is a nice touch.
Re: It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s the newest JMP swag!Maaaan, I want one!
Re: It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s the newest JMP swag!I'm going to an animee conference with my daughters and the whole family. The motto is avatar- the four elements, but I would for sure add this swag to my costume as it perfectly fits the waterbending!
