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Looking for pithy/witty/clever adages/maxims/jokes about being a JMP User

We’re thinking about making some posters to give to JMP users and need your ideas for jokes about being a JMP user.

 

For example, complete these phrases:

 

• You know you’re a JMP user when...
• JMP is like...
• JMP, its what’s for...
• JMP, the ____ to your _____.

Feel free to add your own or contribute any other idea. 

 

Thanks!

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The JMP user achieved God-like status by showing colleagues Cols > Recode.

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JMP users view the world in 15 dimensions. Or more if they can fit all the distribution plots on one screen.

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something like this

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JMP is the STAR in your data WARS

 

Picture a man sitting in front of his machine and saying sth like always the same, can you change the report, how about this scenario, ... Aaargh and I could sit together with friends now (a clock in the back  showing 6:30 pm)

JMP Man comes by and asks (why are you communicating with your machine and not with the people?

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Mike,

 I like the reference.  If I may add a tag line or two.

 

JMP is the new language of data.....Latin, not so much.

Use JMP to translate your data into useful insights.  

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Shut it down...go home. Worley has the winner. Although Jon would probably have to back up the Brinks truck to pay the liscensing fees that would be demanded by Major Leage Baseball.

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JMP - we take the world serious!  Picture of the Astros celebrating in the back ground.

Re: Looking for pithy/witty/clever adages/maxims/jokes about being a JMP UserA little historical reference:

"Veni, vidi, novi" (I came, I saw, I know)
"Veni, vidi, didici" (I came, I saw, I learned)

- either with a little jmp man in the lower corner of the poster.Re: Looking for pithy/witty/clever adages/maxims/jokes about being a JMP User

These are all great! Keep 'em coming!

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“Guess what?” (red triangle as a face or on a stick body) “I already know.”

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JMP...like the first time you saw color TV.

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JMP...When it's time to put your big boy pants on.

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(with a photo, like the smiling JMP guy)

 

JMP makes me better at my job. Can your software do that?

 

Re: Looking for pithy/witty/clever adages/maxims/jokes about being a JMP UserIt’s 2AM. Your boss has just called you in crisis. You need to analyze a mountain of data, figure out what’s going on, get dressed, maybe eat something, and be in an 8AM meeting to present your findings. You are freaking out and coffee isn’t helping… JMP calmly replies – “We got this.”Re: Looking for pithy/witty/clever adages/maxims/jokes about being a JMP UserJUST SAY NO TO BAD GRAPHICS. (1980’s DARE style poster with a horrible data graphic)Re: Looking for pithy/witty/clever adages/maxims/jokes about being a JMP UserI AM JMP. I HAZ UR ANZWRZ (cat meme style)Re: Looking for pithy/witty/clever adages/maxims/jokes about being a JMP UserHi, I’m JMP. Let’s have a look at your data – for real this time…Re: Looking for pithy/witty/clever adages/maxims/jokes about being a JMP UserFriends don’t let friends use Excel (With the JMP logo in the bottom corner of the poster)Re: Looking for pithy/witty/clever adages/maxims/jokes about being a JMP User

JMP is like a rudder on a boat it will help you get where you need to be a lot faster.

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Using JMP with your data is a lot like getting a new puppy;

You get it home, you clean it, you train it, and then you show it off....repeat as needed.

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JMP is the boat to help you navigate your river of data.

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JMP, the spaceship to your universe.

JMP, the ways to your means.

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JMP, the tackle to your bait.